1- For starters, pick (at least) three OCs to work with. You'll be using those three for the rest of the meme so choose carefully! Now, introduce them.

Joey Merquatus (One of the few remaining skitzo warriors and an all time perverted moron)

Lythos (A lizard demi-human who is caonstantly seen with Joey, is a shadow knight)

Akill (A homicidal psycho who "lives" in Joey now, was a leader of desert bandits)


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2- What kind of childhood did your OCs have?

Joey: I don't remember anything before I was brought back, but I'm sure it was full teen hijinks and fighting....and drinking.

Lythos: I spent most of my time looking for artifacts to sell and get my sister back.

Akill: There was a lot a death... either by me or around.


3- What do your OCs do for a living?

Joey: Is being a pervert a living?

Lythos: No

Joey: Oh....well then I'm a professional pervert

Lythos: I'm a merc, looking for that one fight to take me down. But for the most part I look after a complete fool who would die from lack of breathing if not for me.

Joey: what a noob

Akill: I used to lead great warriors on caravans and government officails taking whatever we want. Now I live in some dorks head.

Joey: man, another noob?


4- Who or what do your OCs love/hate?

Joey: Azla, sake, sushi, weapons....only one thing I can say I hate is my brother. But I'd love to show him some of the techniques i've learned to torture.

Lythos: Love nothing, hate everything

Akill: Love to kill and indulge in fine drink, food and company. Hate opposite of what I said.

5- How do your OCs relax?

Joey: Well, me and Azla... ::lythos sucker punches joey in the jaw::

Lythos: None from you. I like to meditate

Akill: Hang out with my men and enjoy their company

6- Do your OCs have goals? What do they dream about accomplishing/doing?

Joey: Find my brother and kill him...oh, and become the number one pervert in the world

Lythos: An honorable death at the hands of a great warrior

Akill: To cause the apocalypse

7- Have your OCs ever committed any serious crimes?

Joey: Ly tells me not to talk about them, says I talk to the wrong people.

Lythos: As the saying goes, "Gotta break a few skulls to get what you want"

Akill: surviving boredom is not a crime


8- Your OCs are listening to music. What songs are they listening to?

Joey: Anime and Johnny Cash

Lythos: Old Rock

Akill: Acid Rap and Heavy Metal



9- What animals would best represent your OCs?

Joey: a taco

Lythos: that would make you a cannibal then

Joey: I'm not a melon

Lythos:...

Akill: Is a demon considered to be an animal?

10- Your OCs find a million dollars on the street one day. What do they do with the money?

Joey: buy porn and comics?

Lythos: Bah, I don't need money, unless it's to get joey off my back

Akill: Give it to the poor? then kill them when they're at an all time happy


11- Your OCs are stuck babysitting a whiny baby/kid. What will they do about it?

Joey: :: punt ::

Lythos: I'm with one everyday

Akill: Goodbye boredom


12- If your OCs were suddenly turned into the opposite sex, how would they react?

Joey: That happened to me and ly once. Wasn't it fun?

Lythos: ....I wish I could forget it....forever

Akill: Women can kill to, so It wouldn't stop me, plus I woulk open up a few doors of excitement


13- What would your OCs do for a Klondike bar?

Joey: Win a soapbox derby

Lythos: what the hell is klondike bar?

Joey: Chocolate covered goodness

Lythos: ...you humans disgust me.

Akill: I'd do the soapbox derby thing too